News 25/26

🙏 Forgive me, Ranko, for I have sinned 🙏 | Newsletter T3W2

Mon 27 Apr

📣📣ALAS THE NEWSLETTERS HAVE RESUMED!!1!!1

Exec for 26/27

Wed 22 Apr

Out with the old guard, in with the new guard. With the final year of co-running upon us ~~for now~~, we have quite a stacked exec, although notably smaller than where the LinkedIn projections put us.

Easter Holidays Tech Meeting Minutes

2pm Thu 09 Apr

Planning infrastructure migration, documentation and tooling work, and recording and photo projects for Term 3.

Easter Holidays Sports Meeting Minutes

12pm Thu 09 Apr

Reviewing Run Club publicity, basketball league plans, and collaborations and events for Term 3.

Easter Holidays Gaming Meeting Minutes

12pm Fri 03 Apr

Confirming FNG plans, discussing new games and tech setup, and preparing for the Term 3 LAN.

Easter Holidays Publicity Meeting Minutes

6pm Thu 02 Apr

Planning exec-introduction posts, calendar workflows, and merch and NSS publicity ahead of Term 3.

Easter Holidays Gender Inclusivity Meeting Minutes

4pm Thu 02 Apr

Planning early-term events, a possible cat cafe trip, and publicity for gender-inclusivity activities.

Easter Holidays Social Meeting Minutes

2pm Thu 02 Apr

Planning circles, sober socials, and major social events and allocations for Term 3.

Easter Holidays Academic Meeting Minutes

12pm Thu 02 Apr

Planning revision lectures, academic resources, careers events, and BONCS and company talks for Term 3.

Easter Holidays Merch Meeting Minutes

11am Thu 02 Apr

Assigning merch ownership, reviewing suppliers and sales logistics, and setting the rollout and publicity timeline.

Easter Holidays Welfare Meeting Minutes

6pm Wed 01 Apr

Improving welfare visibility, support routes, and low-pressure events for Term 3.

Easter Holidays Treasurer Meeting Minutes

2pm Wed 01 Apr

Reviewing remaining budget, sponsor tiers, and outreach plans ahead of Term 3.

Easter Holidays Secretary Meeting Minutes

12pm Wed 01 Apr

Planning publication workflow, newsletter deadlines, and ownership of the next merch order.

A bittersweet ending... | Newsletter T2W10

Sun 15 Mar

2am Monologue Processing--- Oh no... it's week 10. This means ----- deadlines. I hear exams whispering into my ears but no I can't yet. I must fight my coursework demons first. I mean I wish I could just hang a labubu in my flat and do a demonic ritual for it to bless me with high first class for my upcoming courseworks (cough soft eng) and exams. However my flatmate whispers many threats if I do that again so I can't and must grind soon.

Dictate your future now. | Newsletter T2W8

Sun 01 Mar

GUYS THE ELECTION IS HEREEEEE (I've come back from the dead just to announce this). Your true, beloved and very much real Secretary is back! All I can say is that life was a lot recently... at some point I was imprisoned (well celebrating rly) in Nottingham, then London for CNY (must respect my traditions). Happy late CNY and happy Ramadan to those who celebrate :)). Honestly can't believe it's already week 8. Absolutely insane. 😂😭

I can't get no | Newsletter T2W7

Mon 23 Feb

Hello everybody, newsletter's running a touch late this week - DCS's coursework load, as well as the internship grind, compressing our secretaries under the sort of pressure they make diamonds under. So, it's me again! I have no such limitations: I know I have work to do - I'm just not doing it. Today, we're gonna talk about a realisation I had this week.

Love is blind | Newsletter T2W6

Sun 15 Feb

Hello everybody,

It's Monday. Trust. Believe. 💯 | Newsletter T2W5

Wed 11 Feb

Look look. It may be Wednesday. Why is the newsletter coming out today? I have no idea, I'm not an exec, and I was suddenly granted this power so I'll try my best 😭. Help (please... game jam killed me this week).

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer | Newsletter T2W4

Sun 01 Feb

Heard of that famous quote before? I live by it. ~~Actually, it's from the The Godfather Part II and often wrongly attributed to the Art of War by Sun Tzu.~~ I live by that quote. Hence why I keep my coursework at arm's length (I'm not a workaholic trust).

Error 404: Motivation not found | Newsletter T2W3

Mon 26 Jan

WARNING: This newsletter contains traces of caffeine, sleep deprivation, and questionable life choices. If you're reading this, congrats! You're yet to have been defeated by a semicolon (maybe you were trying to solve maths problems for your internship applications instead). We've reached week 3, where "debugging" becomes "staring at your screen and hoping the code fixes itself out of pity". But why fix the bugs? That sounds hard, they're features now. Instead, gaslight your IDE into thinking ev…