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You're Not Tired, That's Just BIG SLEEP Lying To You | Newsletter T3 W10
Mon 23 Jun
Hey everybody, Raven here again! We're at the end of term so this'll be a short one - a couple of bangers to round out this year! Also just low-key LAN, whilst being a big success (thank you to everyone who helped out and attended - full credits can be found in the Discord announcement), has left me trying not to fall sideways out of exhaustion lmao - perhaps Milk Midnight should be restored now to the glory of MILK MONDAY to help me power through...
Read more >><< FREE PIZZA >> SUPPLY DROP INCOMING << FREE PIZZA >> | Newsletter T3 W9
Tue 17 Jun
Hello. I am Raven. What am I doing today? Writing the newsletter. What am I doing tomorrow? Not writing the newsletter. (banging intro, thanks Rowan) Exams are done with, so now it is time to chill out and wait eagerly for the next DIMAP Bridge social! Weirdly, I actually volunteered to do this newsletter - but it's LAN WEEK! So that means... free snacks, pizza and LOTS OF GAMING. And if LAN ent quite your thing, fear not, we're kicking off the week with some bangers!
Read more >>Last Fight | Newsletter T3W8
Mon 09 Jun
If you read my recent newsletters (not the impostor ones), you'd realised that I've been fighting a war of life and death and I genuinely can't wait to ascend from the trenches also known as exam venues. Of course, I assume you all do as well. I don't know about you guys, but I like to breathe outside the trenches (UWCS events) once in a while. If you do as well, please come and all of us can breathe happily together because it's a human right to breathe I believe.
Read more >>。ඞ 。. • . Raven was The Impostor. . . 。| Newsletter T3 W7
Mon 02 Jun
It's your favourite Impostor Secretary Raven, celebrating the anniversary of my first newsletter! For this one, I'ma do my best Saul impression: And that's why I (fight) write newsletters for you (Albuquerque) UWCS! Speaking of Saul, this is a perfect segue into the next section, because you, in fact, have rights!
Read more >>Incoming bag of GOLD (information) | Newsletter T3W6
Mon 26 May
I think I can see the light at the end of the tunnel... 2 more weeks left of war and then we're freeee. But of course, in the midst of uncertainties (of what's gonna show up on the papers), we have a great array of events for you whenever you want to take a break from the grind and just chill with your friends.
Read more >><< TRANSMISSION FROM THE RAAAAH NEWS BATTLESHIP >> | Newsletter T3 W5
Mon 19 May
UWCS has conquered the universe okay not quite, I actually made it out of bed, and somehow I've landed on Earth once more to bring you humans yet another transmission. However, good news! No it's not the Dacia Sandero, it's the Citroën Ami Buggy Concept - the original looked lame but imo this kinda goes hard as fuck.
The beginning of the end | Newsletter T3W4
Mon 12 May
As the break from April exams come to an end, I believe most of us are burying our heads in past exam papers and swimming in pools of 1s and 0s. If you're like me, you would've dragged your sorry ahh to all the revision lectures only to realise that you don't understand anything and that everything is hieroglyphic. If you're one of the lucky ones, you still have new content (especially those overcatting nerds-- I mean hardworkers). Anyways, if you ever need to see society again, come to our foll…
Read more >>while(true) { read(); } | Newsletter T3 W3
Mon 05 May
Alright guys, I am back from the dead; I've had a hectic 2 weeks of exams, and yet the maths department don't seem to understand STEM students don't usually have exams in week 3... If you're luckier than I am this week, we have a very busy schedule!
Read more >>Your Weekly Dose of Exam Disinfectant | Newsletter T3 W2
Mon 28 Apr
I'm Crystal, hi -- your latest newsletter factory worker :o ie Secretary. I'll be your manufacturer for every other newsletter this year!
Read more >>Raven's Ravings - The Hit Show, Renewed for Season 2 | Newsletter T3 W1
Sun 20 Apr
Unfortunately I made some poor decisions this time and offered to write this newsletter - starting to wonder if I should start a UWCS podcast, especially after the successful analysis of the Citroën Ami and the Renault Twizy at WASD. Still, I could have made worse decisions on 20/04 of all days!
Read more >>Exec for 25/26
Sun 20 Apr
Well, we've made it another year and haven't imploded, haven't been eaten by geese, mission success! We're not quite experiencing the predicted growth of the exec that we forecasted on LinkedIn, but hey, maybe in future years pls don't.
Help, I'm Trapped in a Newsletter Writing Factory | Newsletter T2 W10
Sun 09 Mar
Unfortunately I made some poor decisions and got re-elected as secretary. That's a terrible shame, because you've all signed yourself up for another year of insane newsletters, but let's be honest, who actually reads these anyway?
Read more >>So long and goodnight | Computing T2 W9
Mon 03 Mar
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these, kids like you... Should be locking in. 💀🐟🍝🤖🔪❤️
Read more >>rmdir /s /q "C:/Users/Ray" | Newsletter T2 W8
Sun 23 Feb
Dearest nerds, goblins, and generally caffeine-fuelled entities,
Read more >>Comp soc newsletter👾 | Newsletter T2 W7
Sun 16 Feb
After a very relaxing (non-existent) reading week, I imagine we are all feeling REFRESHED and ready to LOCK IN this week. 😁
Read more >>Breather? (I barely know 'er) Week | Newsletter T2 W6
Mon 10 Feb
I've finally finished all my assignments and interviews (thank god), and after a little day trip to London I am thoroughly exhausted. Why don't we get a reading week? Why must CS students be so hated? Who knows, but I think we're all well overdue a break. Instead, we're running EVEN MORE EVENTS this week, so I guess attending those is as close as we'll be getting to a break. Also, our AGM is in a little over 2 weeks, so remember to get your membership before the end of Wednesday to be eligible t…
Read more >>Comp Soc Newsletter 👾 | Computing T2 W5
Mon 03 Feb
Heya!! I hope this term hasn't destroyed you yet - you will be thrilled to learn that we are basically half way through now! :)
Read more >>Another Episode of Ray's Ravings | Newsletter T2 W4
Mon 27 Jan
I've stolen Raven's bit... shhh don't tell them.
Read more >>Comp Soc Newsletter 👾 | Computing T2 W3
Sun 19 Jan
HELLO ALL! As forewarned, the time has FINALLY COME. The first few weeks were reasonably quiet but this week is JAM PACKED with a ton of cool Comp Soc events so be sure to get stuck in!
Read more >>I'm Jumping Out Of Your Phone Screen: RAHHHHH | Newsletter T2 W2
Mon 13 Jan
It's about time I wrote a newsletter... how long has it been? Well, good news I'm off hiatus and back to fuel the brainrot!
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