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Mon 02 Nov
WARWICK UNIVERSITY OCULUS - OC0.03 - SATURDAY 7 NOVEMBER - 10:50am
Read more >>⚠️ CS118: Your submission for 'Programming Assignment 1' is due tomorrow | Newsletter T1W4
Mon 26 Oct
Apologies for the scare. However, it is always good to be aware of your deadlines so you don't end up pulling all nighters. Anyways, as of now, we're nearing towards the middle of the term already which is c-r-a-z-y. I DON'T WANT COURSEWORK DEADLINES TO START CONSUMING MY MIND. PLEASE SLOW TIME DOWN. I NEED MORE TIME TO ENJOY LIFE. This is what I assume most of you are feeling right now but what can we do. Life moves on.
Read more >>A Grown Adult's Disneyland | Newsletter T1W3
Mon 19 Oct
There aren't many great things about being a second year, CS260 ❌, the U1 Bus ❌, CS276 ❌ (okay I lied about that last one its actually pretty fun ✅).
Read more >>DING 🔔 DONG 🔔 DING 🔔 DONG | Newsletter T1W2
Mon 12 Oct
HEYOOOO, I've returned from the remnants of what we call jb and ready to shwer you all with our very fun and very amazing events that we have for our precious members.
Read more >>There's been an update to your application... | Newsletter T1W1
Mon 05 Oct
Hello everyone! And welcome, old and new, to the 2026/2027 academic year at the best university in Woxbridge™
Read more >>FREEDOMMMMM 🦅🦅 | Newsletter T3W10
Sun 28 Jun
Guys. We made it. We deafeated the evil known to mankind as "exams". EwWwWwwwW I feel like puking (totally not from the alcohol) just from the E word. I hope everyone came out fully intact from the nightmare and ready to bask in the heatwave (plz no), summer projects, internships or just chilling before your grad jobs.
Read more >>THE END IS NEAR | Newsletter T3W8
Sun 14 Jun
WE'RE ALMOST THERE. JUST one more WEEK. P L E A S E let me out of this hell loop of revision.
Read more >>Gabriel's ball could've flown to me | Newsletter T3W6
Sun 31 May
I watched the Champion's League final. I was coerced into this. I am now a self proclaimed Gooner (Arsenal fan). I was so distraught after penalties ended because all our balls started flying. THERE IS ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
Read more >>🔥🥵 THERMAL THROTTLING 🥵🔥 | Newsletter T3W5
Mon 25 May
14°? Fine. 17°? Okay. 25°? Now we're talking. 32°? OW. OWCH. STOP. TOO FAR.
Read more >>👹👹 FETCH ME THEIR SOULS 👹👹 | Newsletter T3W3
Mon 11 May
We did it guys! Exams are done! 🎉 wait- wdym those were just the april ones 0_0 😭📚
Read more >>WILL GIVING PETER BEER SOLVE MY PROBLEM?? | Newsletter T3W2
Sun 03 May
Good evening everyone! I've returned from the ashes to still serve you as your wonderful secretary :)) You can't get rid of me that easily, unless Thomas hates me enough (which he doesn't. I think). As of now, I'm in the battlefield of a sea of databases past papers, hoping that I will see no inconspicous, strange, magical wordings in 2 days. Anyways, if that does happen, Peter promised me 100% in the module for fixing his lecture projection in one of the early lectures (I don't think this will …
Read more >>🙏 Forgive me, Ranko, for I have sinned 🙏 | Newsletter T3W2
Mon 27 Apr
📣📣ALAS THE NEWSLETTERS HAVE RESUMED!!1!!1
Read more >>A bittersweet ending... | Newsletter T2W10
Sun 15 Mar
2am Monologue Processing--- Oh no... it's week 10. This means ----- deadlines. I hear exams whispering into my ears but no I can't yet. I must fight my coursework demons first. I mean I wish I could just hang a labubu in my flat and do a demonic ritual for it to bless me with high first class for my upcoming courseworks (cough soft eng) and exams. However my flatmate whispers many threats if I do that again so I can't and must grind soon.
Read more >>Dictate your future now. | Newsletter T2W8
Sun 01 Mar
GUYS THE ELECTION IS HEREEEEE (I've come back from the dead just to announce this). Your true, beloved and very much real Secretary is back! All I can say is that life was a lot recently... at some point I was imprisoned (well celebrating rly) in Nottingham, then London for CNY (must respect my traditions). Happy late CNY and happy Ramadan to those who celebrate :)). Honestly can't believe it's already week 8. Absolutely insane. 😂😭
Read more >>I can't get no | Newsletter T2W7
Mon 23 Feb
Hello everybody, newsletter's running a touch late this week - DCS's coursework load, as well as the internship grind, compressing our secretaries under the sort of pressure they make diamonds under. So, it's me again! I have no such limitations: I know I have work to do - I'm just not doing it. Today, we're gonna talk about a realisation I had this week.
Read more >>It's Monday. Trust. Believe. 💯 | Newsletter T2W5
Wed 11 Feb
Look look. It may be Wednesday. Why is the newsletter coming out today? I have no idea, I'm not an exec, and I was suddenly granted this power so I'll try my best 😭. Help (please... game jam killed me this week).
Read more >>Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer | Newsletter T2W4
Sun 01 Feb
Heard of that famous quote before? I live by it. Actually, it's from the The Godfather Part II and often wrongly attributed to the Art of War by Sun Tzu. I live by that quote. Hence why I keep my coursework at arm's length (I'm not a workaholic trust).