Categories: Newsletter

Love is blind | Newsletter T2W6

Sun 15 Feb

Hello everybody,

It's Monday. Trust. Believe. 💯 | Newsletter T2W5

Wed 11 Feb

Look look. It may be Wednesday. Why is the newsletter coming out today? I have no idea, I'm not an exec, and I was suddenly granted this power so I'll try my best 😭. Help (please... game jam killed me this week).

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer | Newsletter T2W4

Sun 01 Feb

Heard of that famous quote before? I live by it. ~~Actually, it's from the The Godfather Part II and often wrongly attributed to the Art of War by Sun Tzu.~~ I live by that quote. Hence why I keep my coursework at arm's length (I'm not a workaholic trust).

Error 404: Motivation not found | Newsletter T2W3

Mon 26 Jan

WARNING: This newsletter contains traces of caffeine, sleep deprivation, and questionable life choices. If you're reading this, congrats! You're yet to have been defeated by a semicolon (maybe you were trying to solve maths problems for your internship applications instead). We've reached week 3, where "debugging" becomes "staring at your screen and hoping the code fixes itself out of pity". But why fix the bugs? That sounds hard, they're features now. Instead, gaslight your IDE into thinking ev…

The fresh early, innocent days of Term 2 | Newsletter T2W2

Sun 18 Jan

Hello hello, Crystal is back and I'll gladly announce that I crawled out of term 1, traumatised and physically damaged from the lack of sleep. However, I AM BACKKK for a term full of juicy newsletters~

AAAAA I Have To Do My Degree Again (So Do You) | Newsletter T2W1

10pm Mon 12 Jan

Impostor Secretary, Impostor On A Year-Outer (back today though!), yes it's a wild Raven bringing you the opening newsletter for this term. Hope y'all had a restful break, and we hope to see y'all throughout Term 2 :3

Your submission is 1 week late | Newsletter T1W10

Mon 08 Dec 2025

Hi. Your assignment is not overdue. It's just a newsletter. I hope.

Do not reply to this email | Newsletter T1W9

Mon 01 Dec 2025

It's Monday, which means a meandering mess of messages about the week ahead has landed in your inbox. Open it up, read all about it, maybe attend some of the events. But savour it, there's only one more newsletter to come this term. It's a busy week, with everyone eager to run their events before the year is over, so let's get started.

It's timeee 🎄🎄 to lock myself in with chains | Newsletter T1W8

Mon 24 Nov 2025

Hohoho, welcome back to the jolliest of all places -- UWCS. It's the place where wishes come true, except for coursework wishes. I'm sorry.

You have assignments due in 7 days | Newsletter T1W7

Mon 17 Nov 2025

Dearest fellow University of Warwick Claycroft Swings (UWCS) members, sorry if the title gave you a heart attack - but maybe you do have an assignment due in 7 days. We have a suspiciously calm week this week (seems like the inclusivity events are corrupting the rest of the society), but don't let that fool you into thinking the fools running these events will make any of them calm.

ALCOHOL IS LIFE. ALCOHOL IS LOVE <3 | Newsletter T1W6

Mon 10 Nov 2025

I don't mean that. I'm not an alcoholic. Guys come for the week 6 circle. Irene and I will be the sober execs, so we are hoping for quality entertainment while being sober. Trust me. It is absolute cinema to watch drunk people play drunk games.

Midterm Mayhem | Newsletter T1W5

Mon 03 Nov 2025

Woah what is this unexpected email turning up in your inbox today? It must be the weekly Comp Soc newsletter. This week we'll be adding up to 8 new exec to the team in the FREP ELECTIONS, all of whom I will be immediately press-ganging into the role of writing the newsletter section for their teams every week.

The only time when being creepy is acceptable | Newsletter T1W4

Mon 27 Oct 2025

Hey everyone, Crystal here again :) I recovered from the hackathon (staying up for 34 hours is always a blessing). I hope everyone has recovered (if you joined the hackathon) and is not suffocating from coursework or monsters (yet). Also, don't forget that this Friday is Halloween; hence, it's the only acceptable time to be a creep(y) because that's my plan.

MHOAↃK is kill, pls buy me a mocha | Newsletter T1W3

Mon 20 Oct 2025

We find ourselves living within an oblate sphere, and sometimes that leads us to strange places, to do strange things, to experience strange events and timelines. And well, this strange timeline finds me writing another strange newsletter, following a 54 hour awake time from an SU saga, to FNG, to once again attempting to sort our cupboards, to doing the night shift again at WHACK.

Ready for caffeine induced nights | Newsletter T1W2

Mon 13 Oct 2025

Heyyy everyone, I'm Crystal -- your actual Secretary that is not an imaginary Secretary. I'm a 2nd year CS student and love to yap to others so hmu if you ever see me. You'll most probably spot me in all of the wildcard events otherwise the inclusivity officer would strangle me.

You Receive: Free Pizza, I Receive: -£300 | Newsletter T1W1

Mon 06 Oct 2025

Hello real, realer and realest people, your local Imaginary Secretary Raven brings you this opening newsletter for the academic year, after what has been an utterly crazy Welcome Week!

You're Not Tired, That's Just BIG SLEEP Lying To You | Newsletter T3 W10

Mon 23 Jun 2025

Hey everybody, Raven here again! We're at the end of term so this'll be a short one - a couple of bangers to round out this year! Also just low-key LAN, whilst being a big success (thank you to everyone who helped out and attended - full credits can be found in the Discord announcement), has left me trying not to fall sideways out of exhaustion lmao - perhaps Milk Midnight should be restored now to the glory of MILK MONDAY to help me power through...

<< FREE PIZZA >> SUPPLY DROP INCOMING << FREE PIZZA >> | Newsletter T3 W9

Tue 17 Jun 2025

Hello. I am Raven. What am I doing today? Writing the newsletter. What am I doing tomorrow? Not writing the newsletter. (banging intro, thanks Rowan) Exams are done with, so now it is time to chill out and wait eagerly for the next DIMAP Bridge social! Weirdly, I actually volunteered to do this newsletter - but it's LAN WEEK! So that means... free snacks, pizza and LOTS OF GAMING. And if LAN ent quite your thing, fear not, we're kicking off the week with some bangers!

Last Fight | Newsletter T3W8

Mon 09 Jun 2025

If you read my recent newsletters (not the impostor ones), you'd realised that I've been fighting a war of life and death and I genuinely can't wait to ascend from the trenches also known as exam venues. Of course, I assume you all do as well. I don't know about you guys, but I like to breathe outside the trenches (UWCS events) once in a while. If you do as well, please come and all of us can breathe happily together because it's a human right to breathe I believe.

。ඞ 。. • . Raven was The Impostor. . . 。| Newsletter T3 W7

Mon 02 Jun 2025

It's your favourite Impostor Secretary Raven, celebrating the anniversary of my first newsletter! For this one, I'ma do my best Saul impression: And that's why I (fight) write newsletters for you (Albuquerque) UWCS! Speaking of Saul, this is a perfect segue into the next section, because you, in fact, have rights!