Newsletter Draft (final) FINAL (I'm so done with this) Version 2 | Newsletter T3 W8

Editor's note: Once again I am getting absolutely destroyed by exams, so this week we have another guest edition (this time from a math's student with a superiority complex!). I apologise in advance

HELLOOO (fake, faker, and fakest) mathematicians, it is with great displeasure that I will be writing this weeks newsletter; so buckle up, get showered, put on deodorant, and enjoy.

I’m sure you’re already bored of the newsletters from Ray and Lucy and Ray again but if not you should come and see some familiar faces at this week’s event with a little treat.. BONUS EVENT: A special Ray meet and greet WITH autograph signing. (No pictures allowed.) Editor's note: I did not sign up for this

Additionally, some merch has now arrived! Lanyards, socks, mugs and stickers and available to pick up at compcafe and FNG this week (just find a member of the exec and ask them to grab it for you)!

And with that all said, I will use my own welfare training to signpost you in the right direction: your marvellous and gorgeous welfare officers! So, if you’re struggling, please get in contact with one of our society happy officers welfare officers on Discord: Serene (@thiswasdumb) or Raven (@raven0034)!

🍔 Pub meal 🍔

🕘Monday 10th June 6pm-8pm📍The Dirty Duck

Yum yum yum food nom nom nom

Eat food at the Dirty Duck! Food good. Come with. Exam yuck; Food yum.

☕ Comp cafe ☕

🕘Tuesday 11th June 5pm-9pm📍CS0.06

Nom nom nibble bite

I've literally not been here but ive heard there's free snacks if you come to work, so theres that! The coffee machine will be on free vend until 7, but don’t consume too much caffeine or you’ll get put in the naughty corner (cardiac arrest (but it’s okay, there’s welfare officers))… Editor's note: Please don't give the welfare officers more work, they're bad enough with their own caffeine

🎙️ G-Research Talk🎙️

🕘Wednesday 12th June 2:30pm-4pm📍Physics Lecture Theatre - PLT

Employability = Job = Money = Good

G-Research are doing a talk! Join us next Wednesday as they will explain their background, AI research and their outreach & recruitment grants programs.

As well as this, they will be hosting an interactive game, where the top 3 scores will win a £100 AMAZON VOUCHER each!

This session is aimed for students curious about quant finance* and/or internship opportunities, so if this sounds like you we will see you there!

*Quant Finance - a branch of investment management that employs mathematical and statistical methods to analyse investment opportunities across a range of asset classes.

🍖The End of Year BBQ🍖

🕘Thursday 13th June 6pm-9pm📍Claycroft BBQ Area

Even More Food?!

We are kicking off the UWCS end of term socials with a bang, with the first and last BBQ of the year! Congratulations to everyone who's finished exams, now here's your reward (the best jokes of all time): 😱😱😱

1. Lets all meat up 🤓
2. We got the grill, you bring the thrill 😄
3. Steaks are high and so is the fun, don't miss out 🌭 Bad Excellent jokes aside, there will be loads of free food, so there is actually no reason not to come. This will be held in the Claycroft BBQ area, found at this link:

📍Claycroft BBQ Area

If you are wanting to attend please fill out this form, so we have a rough idea how much food to get:

📋Food Form

NOTE: For any dietary requirements it is PARAMOUNT you fill out the form

🎮 Friday night gaming🎮

🕘Friday 14th June 7pm-1am📍CS0.01

Nom nom snacks

As usual we have our weekly gaming night! This week there will be snacks for people who come, and games from 7pm! As said above, you can also come grab merch while you're here (so even more reason to come, if the games weren't enticing enough).

🍺 The Pub Traversal++ 🍺

🕘Sunday 16th June 4pm-Late📍Leamington Spa

Exams are over, where's your excuse?

INTRODUCING the new and improved Pub Traversal++™ brought to you by UWCS. If for some reason you missed out on the previous one (unacceptable), you don't have an excuse this time to ditch like your tinder date ditched you since exams are done. This time its in Leamington Spa, and new route has been concocted to perfection to ensure true enlightenment is reached!

My exams are going about as well as the general election will, which suffices to say horrendously. - Super secret ghost writer (and Ray)